Clever sayings for online dating

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Funny Dating Quotes to get you in the mood for a hot dude. Or dudess. These will put you in the right frame for the night game. Laughter is the best aphrodisiac. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? I went on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.

She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners! I dated a hypnotist once. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me. I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance.

The best part about speed dating is having new guys to drink with, and none of them are keeping track of how many drinks you've had. My boyfriend does this cute thing where he files for a restraining order. Date: [looking at menu] Want to share anything?

Me: Oh. I made out with your brother once God that feels good to get off my chest. Girl: You just want to have sex with me. My girlfriend said I was too controlling, and it wasn't her turn to speak. An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating. Hi mom and dad, meet my new boyfriend, Netflix - Swishergirl Swishergirl Told a girl she's more attractive when she's not wearing glasses and she said I'm also more attractive when she's not wearing glasses.

Who would make that up? I would make that up. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. On the list of great inventions, it ranks higher than the Thermos bottle and the Airstream trailer; higher, even, than room service. The main lesson I took from Lady and the Tramp is that dating below your station might result in someone who can get you free spaghetti. One day, some guy is gonna see me eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands in my parked car and think "That's her, she's the one.

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